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Things to do At a Boring Movie
1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's Snowing!"
2. Go, "Oooooooooooh..." whenever anyone gets kissed.
3. Clap when the Good Guy gets killed.
4. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhhh..."
5. Start wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some "Juicy Fruit" for your asthma.
6. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?!"
7. Whenever the Bad guy is doing something Devious, say, "Watch Out!!!"
8. Laugh rediculously loudly at all the corny jokes.
9. Tell the man selling popcorn that the Girls bathroom is flooding.
10. Yell out what you think is going to happen.
11. Tell the man sitting next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
12. Wear a cape, and when it's your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman, Hahahaha!" and run away.
13. Yell, "FIRE!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
14. Say that nobody can sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.
15. And Finally, Yell outloud, "Stop Molesting Me!" |
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