Conversation in the Men's Room

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A man walks into a restroom and starts to do his thing. There was only one other person in the bathroom. Suddenly the guy in the stall next to him says, "So how ya doin?"

 

The man thought this was a very strange question to be asking in the bathroom. To be pollite he said, "Fine I guess."

 

The conversation continues.
"So, where ya headin?"
"Out east just like you."
"Are you coming over for dinner tonight?"
"I don't know where you live!"
"Sure you do. You come over all the time."
"I do?"
"Heck yeah! Are we goin tonight?"
"Going? Going Where?"
"You know where."
"No, I'm sorry sir, I don't.
"I'll have to call you back Honey. There's a complete idiot in the next stall answering all my questions."